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Alexis Texas Fleshlights
All Fleshlights, textures & orifices of Alexis Texas
Hi! My name is
Alexis Texasor Alexis...
- born on 1985-05-25
- in Castroville, TX, USA
- as Thea Alexis Samper
- American nationality
- Caucasian / Latina
- Blue eyes
- Blonde hair
- 5 ft 8 ins (1.73 m)
- 130 lbs (59 kg)
If you’ve ever spent any time in Latin America, you’ll appreciate this lass. But we’re talking Alexis Texas here, “Texas,” like, Texas, the Lonestar state, home of the Cowboys and Cowgirls, chicks with big tits who fuck and lick. Well, the infamous Alexis Texas does indeed call Texas her home, but she hails from the tropical beaches of Panama. Ay señor!
Her Own Canal
You got that right, Panama, ladies and gentlemen, Alexis slithered into this world, hot and moist, eventually presenting her tantalizing canal to a host of cocks and female fingers, which would later become the second most famous canal from Panama. Perhaps even first depending on the guy you ask.
Alexis was an army brat, a fabulous mix of German, Norwegian and Puerto Rican descent, her tan skin, bright blond hair and exceptional poop-shoot are Ms. Texas’ defining features. Alexis got her economic start in the world as a personal care assistant but later moved into the adult film industry after a brief stint at Texas State University studying respiratory care therapy. Honestly, these shit careers some of these girls initially take on, it’s no wonder they end up riding ding-dongs – the pay is better and who wants to sit around devoting their lives to breathing issues.
The Big Leap
Texas leaped on the scene with a gentleman by the name of Jack Venice. Solid moniker, Mr. Venice thoroughly annihilated Alexis’ puss-puss in Shane World’s College Amateur Tour in Texas. As a good slut does, Texas was then off to Bang Bros, a solid outfit of Hassidic Jewish young men … Just kidding, Bang Bros are dudes with impressive meats who fuck all sorts of chicks from California to Florida and everywhere in between. Texas took those oversized cucumbers like a real pro leading to an impressive one-year contract with the esteemed Adam & Eve.
It’s the Backside Here
One Google image search of this chick’s ass will get your rock super hard. She was certainly blessed – not too round, but plump as shit and she shakes the fuck out of those cheeky cheeks. In fact, Alexis made her directorial debut with the aptly named Big Booty Tryouts. Fuck me! She then came back hard with The Real Buttwoman and by that point it was official – ass fetish material, potential Hall of Fame. In 2010 Alexis was named by Maxim as a Top 12 porn hole, and as of 2017 Texas had squirted (or at least did a fabulous job pretending) in roughly 625 films. I don’t think I’ve even seen 625 films much less fucked on camera 625 times. Odds are I don’t fuck 625 times over even a six-year period. Sad, but that’s life. At least I can masturbate to Texas’ bung-hole though.
A Real Texas Outlaw
Getting back to Alexis, if you want to slither up into this sumptuous canal, then the Outlaw Fleshlight cock sleeve is the apparatus for your sick fantasies. Odds are you’ll never bone a chick this hot, no offense to your homely companion. But c’mon, pull up those Google images again, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. The best way to ride this chick is the images up, a towel by your side, the Outlaw in hand, and some wetnaps if you soil your computer screen. But you’ve soiled that shit before haven’t you. Not like this you haven’t.